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This sale is not a joke

April 01, 2018

This sale is not a joke

It's April Fools' Day but we're not kidding around!

We're celebrating a day of tricks and #nationalsoylentgreenday with 10% off your purchase and a FREE Ketolent Green meal.

No tricks, no pranks and a 100% guarantee that your green shake isn't made from people. Seriously, what more could you ask from us on April 1st?

Don't be a fool this year, use code GREEN for 10% off your full order and a FREE Ketolent Green Meal.  Sale goes through 4/8.

Full nutrition of Ketolent Green: